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October 19, 2005
Thanks Mom
You have one new message. First message sent today, at 7:45pm:
"Hey darlin, I wanted to read this to you. It says 'Little Danny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the kids what their fathers did for a living. And all the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Danny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. He said "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out into the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other kids to work on some coloring and took little Danny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?". "No", said Danny, "but he plays for the Houston Texans and I was too embarrased to say that in front of the other kids.'
Just thought you might get a kick of that darlin. Bye-bye!"
My own mother...
Posted by April at October 19, 2005 08:29 PM
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Ya got yourself a cool mom there...
good stuff.
I'm still laughing a minute later.
Posted by: TripJax at October 19, 2005 09:46 PM
Yea, she is.
I suppose continuing on this thread I could tell you about the new David Carr Halloween costume -
The Carr Halloween kit comes with a broken face mask, a gallon of liquid bruise and five guys to go door to door with you ... then they let a bully throw you down and take your candy.
The laughing makes the crying stop a little...
Posted by: April at October 19, 2005 11:03 PM
Now that's comedy right there folks. I may have to get one of those for our upcoming Halloween party.
Posted by: TripJax at October 25, 2005 10:25 AM