It’s awesome when you’re out with friends having a bottle of wine or three, and one woman you just met starts talking about some dude, and you’re thinking you have no idea who this guy is; until one of your friends refers to him as “Douchey McDouche” and then it clicks on that you have totally met him.
4th largest city in the country and yet we all keep running in to each other…

You should just sleep with him.